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When you go out shopping to buy a couple of things but have an urge to buy even more. Generally followed by silly excuses, e.g. I needed one of those, we're running out of them, it was on offer. Women suffer most from it.
Dude 1: I went into fake-mart to buy a pack of smarties, and I walked out with a whole cow!
Dude 2: Dude 1, you've suffered retail syndrome!
When someone plays video games religiously, has never ending munchies, loves music more than the average person (excluding pot-heads), always loses personal objects (phone,keys, wallet), uses gamer/nerd lingo, smokes hookah and hangs out with stoners but refuses to smoke weed.
Joe: What's up man? What did you do today?
Jack: Nothing much just hung out with my friend Bob. We chilled listened to music, played some xbox 360 and ate pizza.
Joe: Nice brah sounds like you guys got hella blazed!
Jack: Nah man Bob doesn't blaze, he's got Dallon Syndrome.
Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.
"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
When you muck up real bad, and look like an idiot. An undeniable idiot in front of many people and all they can do is give you that look, the "what the fuck!?" look. The 'damn this kid's a dumb ass look". Too stupid to function...
Teacher: Ian, name the world's largest country?
Ian: Ahhhh...Popeyes chicken..?
Teacher: (The what the fuck did he just say look)
Class: (damn, this kid is stupid look)
Diagnosis: L's syndrome
A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!
if your name is “summer” or “mia” you’ll most likely have chlycomitisondro syndrome. periodttt point blank sis 💅🏽 !
anne: “they’re weird what’s their names?”
lucas: “mia and summer.”
anne: “oh makes sense. they have chlycomitisondro syndrome, of course they’re weird.”
A word used to refer to a person with down syndrome that has swag or is drippy
Marcus has drown syndrome