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Q Why didn’t the Asian kid get a high five
A Because Logan Paul left him hanging
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Sean Paul is a poor excuse for a reggae music artist, which is unfortunate because reggae music is very good. If mtv ate all the wonderful musical elements of Jamaica and then crapped, the turd would be Sean Paul.
Informed: Do you want to listen to some reggae?
Uninformed: (excitedly) Like Sean Paul?
Informed: I did not ask you if you wanted to get punched in the face.
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An internet sensation where no one knows how this little prick got famous
saves people for views & to change his appearance online
Jake Paul is one of those children who had no friends while growing up & was shoved into a locker at least once
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A mentally unstable man who desperately yearns for 12-year-old's attention because he has nothing else to do with his life. His fans are normally children who seem very autistic, but really their parents are too busy cheating on each other, or selling drugs. These children are extremely messed up.
Bro, you're acting like such a Jake Paul right now!
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A legendary figure who has been able to out party parties.
Someone who is extraordinarily handsome with great wit and an IQ that Einstein would be jealous of.
Also see fabulous
I went out last night and got totally Paul Wightmaned.
The chicks loved it - they all thought I was extraordinarily handsome with a really high IQ!
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Football coach at Georgia Tech. Has the biggest balls in college football right now and walks around with an almost angelic glow.
"Paul Johnson bout to bring it for the ramblin wreck"- GTGs
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A bitch who thinks its funny to joke around about women getting assaulted, takes twenty percent of his "friends" earnings, desperate as fuck for views yet is ungrateful for his 10 year old Disney fans who pay him, confused why multiple modeling companies denied him, womanizer, dumbass, and basically an Ohio white that tries to copy off of Logan Paul his successful brother but sadly didn't glow up.
"Who's Jake Paul?"
"A species of snake."
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