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A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum
I have just saint Matthew you
Saint's Day, noun.
A day honoring one or more saints. Often used humorously, in recognition of the fact that almost all days are saints days.
"I ain't no alchy! Ah only drink on saints days!"
Saint Francis High School is the place to go for juul parties in the bathroom. If your student doesn’t get an A or is the best at a sport they will be rejected and have no friends, this is the place to send the “good” catholic boys and girls. Don’t forget to prayer every single day or you will be forced to sit and pray all day. If you’re looking for a school that can teach about hell just by experiencing it, this is the place for you. Everyone is all amen and shit and if you aren’t then you are humiliated. If you are a student here you should probably leave as soon as you read this because I know you wanna take of those dumb uniforms.
Guy #1: So you go to Saint Francis High School?
Guy #2: Yeah, I’m Catholic
Guy #1: hehe amen and shit
Guy #2: you’re going to hell
Guy #1: actually I’m gonna stay at my school thanks
When someone tries to define a person's values based on acts that could be described as either "acts of a saint" or "acts of a sinner".
Person 1: Are you a sinner or a saint?
Person 2: I'll tell you a secret. There´s no sinner like a saint
Person 3: Sinner or saint is a term for the uncertainty of someones intentions.
Sarcastic term for da "worshipingly placing on a lofty pedestal" way dat a naive youngster views any indulgent adult who is always forthcoming wif da shiny "Jefferson discs" whenever said pint-sized requests dem to buy gum/candy, a ride on a mechanical horse, etc.
While it is certainly true dat having a "Saint Nickelas" in a youngster's family or social circle of grownups may indeed seem wonderful and pleasurable to said small child, such easy-to-come-by monetary indulgence can lead to a lack of financial awareness/savvy, false sense of entitlement, laziness, etc. If da child's parents are not overly forthcoming wif said resources themselves, it is probably because they are trying to teach their offspring dat "money doesn't grow on trees", and thus honestly-acquired funds must be earned through honest labor and/or prudent investing, not merely be begged for; having someone else be a ready source of loose change will only undermine said spartan parents' teachings.
An important item that allows you to communicate effectively with your team over large distances, not unlike a prayer because if you speak into it and expect a response you will be disappointed
Id love to ask for some assistance with this task, but i must have grabbed saint’s radio by accident
1: A city in Florida where everyone thinks they're the shit and that there's no city that's better than st.pete
2: A city in Florida to go to if you want to get fucked up by a 6 year old and their gang
3: A city in Florida that has some of the rudest people, and the worst weed.
Me: Hey, you want to go to Saint Petersburg?
Friend: Oh, I love Russia!
Me: No dumbass, Saint Petersburg Florida
Friend: Oh, the place with all those assholes?
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