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Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.
Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.
A sick cunt that destroys monster cones.
Old mate has just ripped the fattest cone in existence and it did nothing. What a cone muncher
(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex
Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!
Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.
Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!
Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!
A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
when you pack too much weed into your bowl and you either
- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks
and you don’t sink your cone in one rip
stop bitching your cones cunt that’s a waste of weed