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Hammer Tits

Very very very very large breasts, that you could fit an enitre hammer inside.
HT for short

Tyler: Man did you see those Hammer Tits!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!

by JD+TR=HT December 15, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


velvet hammer

When a full bushed girl bends at the waste from twenty feet away and then back pedals at full speed onto a guys cock.

Man this girl went full velvet hammer on me last night. She backed up on me like a Green Machine safety. Really hit the nail on the head.

by Tifbjejiehdbrb August 6, 2017

34๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheese-Hammer

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer โ€“ object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!

My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.

by Threaders March 22, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dropping Hammers

The act of constructing offensive statements meant to cause personal, deep cut damage to the recipient, in hopes of awaking their disheartening reality. Often used in the West Island of Montreal.

1. Matt is just dropping hammers today isn't he?

2. You two should chill, you're dropping hammers everywhere.

3. Is this a fucking construction site, or is someone dropping hammers?

by Komodo0 December 7, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hammer Time

Hammer Time, a minute every day dedicated to awesomeness. The official time of Hammer Time has been set by the internet community to 11:42 AM.

"What time is it?" says Bill
"Umm, 11:42." says person with watch.
"HAMMER TIME!!1!" says teh newfags.

by yourmomshairyvag May 13, 2010

72๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


hammer down

A drinking call which must be heeded. When some yells this phrase, everyone within earshot of the visionary who initiated the call must finish their beverage of a delicious and alcoholic nature.

Sal yelled "hammer down" and we all finished our drinks. Unfortunately he was drinking straight whiskey, so later on he crapped on my rug and wiped his ass with my shorts.

by Wonder Weasel August 24, 2006

56๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


MC Hammer

To have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, hence the name. M (enstrual) C (ycle) Hammer (well, duh, i hope i don't need to explain this one)

He figured it was all right to give her an MC Hammer in the jacuzzi.

by m00 November 16, 2004

66๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž