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When your banging a chick from behind and just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, wipe it off, and when she turns around to look at you, blow a load in her face and at the same time do the Spiderman web throw action with your hand. Then you comment, "How did you like that Mary Jane?"
How was your date with Kirsten Dunst?
Oh! I Spiderman that Ho
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The female version of the male hairstyle, known as the faux-hawk
A: Did you see Cheryls new do??
B: No what did she get done?
A: She's reppin a Ho-hawk
B: Nice!
A woman who can't keep her hands off of any man in her presence.
Melisa is you typical ho paws. Th bitch has her hands on every swinging dick in the room.
A named given to broke, irresponsible, emotionally unstable, gold-digging women. Basically a con-artist.
*Person 1* I know you really want to date her, but there's something that you should know.
*Person 2* What's that?
*Person 1* She's a Disco Ho.
*Person 2* Really? Wow, thanks for the heads up.
A large overly aggressive female (no particular race - ethnicity - or age) who spends the majority of their time lounging, self-indulging and blaming all their misfortunes what ever excuse they can find (friends, family, government, their own kids, baby's daddy or lack of, planetary alignment, etc.) instead of taking responsibility for their own actions and/or decisions. Buffal-Ho is a combination of size, look and lifestyle.
**NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CLASSY BIG WOMAN (BBW)**
THE TYPICAL BUFFAL-HO SIGHTING:
* The Maury Povich Show & Jerry Springer Show
* At your local bar/night club aggressively pursuing or rubbing on stranger(s)
* In a residential parking lot or walking from a residence while adjusting their skirt/blouse/panties - typically between the 3AM to 5AM.
* Any vehicle where one side is weighed down more than the other.
* At the corner market buying a wide variety of high-fructose beverages, 2 course canned food dinner for her and/or her kids while buying lotto tickets and low grade alcohol beverages - Buffal-Hos can be seen in this activity between 5PM-8PM at least four days out of each week.
BUFFAL-HO IN A SENTENCE:
* -Guy at the bar- "See the way that Buffal-Ho is rubbing against me? We're going so I can dip my tender loin into her Buffal-Ho sauce"
* -random person- "That Buffal-Ho is on Maury Povich again trying to find who her new baby's daddy is!"
* -Guy at bar closing time- "Act quick young Squanto, the Buffal-Ho are running and must spear one tonight"
BUFFAL-HO CHARACTERISTICS AND SPECIAL ABILITIES:
*Wears sweat pants or stretch pants and sneakers for 85% of the time.
* Ability to work the government and charitable organizations for excessive hand-me-outs.
* Breathes heavily even though she's been sitting still for a while.
* Use parenting skills resulting their child's advance survivor skills at an early age.
* Consume the USDA weekly recommended calorie intake in one day.
* Attract recently discharged convicts.
* Has a tough time keeping food in the fridge, but can budget $400 worth make-up, clothes, lotto tickets and bar drinks every week.
* The ability, in public, to shrug off dignity & self-awareness of their mannerisms or attire all while confronting normal people as if they were the idiots.
HOW TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BUFFAL-HO:
* People DON'T cut in front of you when your girl is present.
* Your phones most dialed number is 9-1-1
* You second guess fighting because your girl isn't there to help.
* You can use one leg of her sweatpants as a sleeping bag, and she has enough for a 2 week camping trip.
A school teacher who gets pregnant during the school year. When you see her, you think to yourself: "Shit, she took someone's ding-dong deep."
Did you hear that the Mrs. Smith swānk ho'd last week? It's the third time in the past 4 years.
Used to describe the female in a relationship that does not have any cooking, cleaning or sewing abilities but instead prefers to balance this deficiency by behaving like a nymphomaniac for her partner.
Lulu can't cook for shit but she gives a mean blow job. I guess you could say she's "Ho-mestic"