cock smack

Adj. cocksmack is a person who thinks he is hardcore and acts all tough basicaly an asshole on a higher level.

Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.

- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.

John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.

- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.

Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.

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foreskin smack

another of the various smacks used to to shame drunken co-workers, friends, friends' moms, girlfriends, etc. often left behind is a lump or two of smegmawhich serves as the proof of smacking if nobody else is around.

proper technique: stand above victim and remove anteater from pants. slowly swip across nose or upper lip of victim. yell, "foreskiiiiiiiiiin SMACK"

yo Chris was being such a chooch last night so when we got home I foreskin smacked him.

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pimp smack

to hit someone with a wallet or a fist full of money.

"aw HELLLLLLLL NO BITCH!"

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Smack Madam

A chick who is on serious drugs

Man, don't mess with that ol' Smack Madam.....your weiner will fall off

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Lip Smacking

Two lesbians who shave their vaginas, and enjoy bumping their vaginas together.

After Emma and Jessica shower shave their vaginas, they enjoy lip smacking each other.

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Hot Smack

When your doing your girl in da butt after u finish jizzing u pull out and smack her in the face with your poopy dick.

Last night I gave your mom a hot smack!!!

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smack head

A 'Smack Head' Is A Person Who Takes Alot Of Drugs And Usually Was Born In Deckham And Lives In A Smack Shed.

The Story Of A Smack Head
Mr 1.Weyy Ayee Did You See Those Smack Heads Going Into The Smack Shed??
Mr 2.Yess I Built It.... Duh !!
Mr 1.Oh...Are You A Smack Head?
Mr 2.Noo....(Inserting A Needle Into Mr 1's Arm)
Mr 2.Well Maybe... I Am XD

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