The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"

Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!

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flaming snake

A flaming snake is when a pyro gets way out of control and lites his junk up.

Give me the lighter fluid I am gonna make a (FLAMING SNAKE) 8=======D

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pet the snake

to jack off really hard

im bored im gonna go pet the snake

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milk snake

A Rigid Backed Spitting Penisone eyed snake

When caught playing with his milk snake Petes father told him to be carful or he would glue his eyes shut

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Snake in the grass

Describtion of some one who waits off to the side watching events unfold and will swoop in and grab any spoils when no one is aware

Eg. a snake in the grass is some one who claims for themselves a beverage or food that you left briefly unattended

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Red Snake

When your fuckin a girl so hard that she starts bleeding, and you pull your dick out and make it wiggle like a red snake while "spitting your venom" on her face.

"Yo I anger fucked my ex mad hard, when I pulled out I got to give her Red Snake!"

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Snake Fisting

When your mate is chatting up a girl and he makes moves to the bar to buy her a drink, you make your moves on her and pick her up for yourself. This may not always work depending on the attraction between her and your mate. There is also the high risk that your mate will perform this act upon you when your positions are reversed. Snake fisting is a good way to get your mate angry and makes a fun game while pissed as a maggot. Avoiding being snake fisted may be hard as the girl may think your a stooge for not going to buy her a drink when in natural fact you know your mates are watching her waiting for the fist. snake fisting in sign language can be denoted as, holding your elbow with one arm, and the arm thats being held is up right, while holding a fist and moving it around like the head of a snake.

1. WTF waynos just snake fisted that dude.
2. Lets do some snake fisting tonight
3. I want to buy a drink but ALdawg is gonna snake fist me.
4. Snake fisting for the win.

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