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Mike used all of his accumulated video game skill when he went home drunk with a girl and gave her the THUMB OF DOOM
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where someone who has played videogames too much resulting in their thumb, when bent, has all their thumb padding near the joint where the analog stick would not be.
gamer: Hey dude, look at my thumb its like gone all retarded
friend: thats normal for a l33t gamer. Its called gamers thumb
gamer: really? will it be normal agian?
friend: no ur not a l33t gamer, and yeah ur stuck with it like that
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stripper fingering ass-whipping A daring maneuver performed by only the drunkest (or dumbest) of strip club goers, the magic thumb is when you slip your thumb into a woman's down-stairs mix-up, typically unapproved and almost always uncalled for.
Johnny slipped Muffin the magic thumb at the strip club the other night; those bouncers sure gave him an ass-whipping.
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an unusually large clitoris
Last night, I found out that she has a pink thumb.
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While in the famed doggy style position, just before the man is about to blow his load, he stretches back with his thumbs (of doom) pointing up in the positive gesture position, he shouts "thumbs of doom" and just as he blows off he sticks his thumbs up her ass.
my man thumbs of doomed your sister last night thats why she can't sit down.
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When a ring is worn on your thumb it advertises your willingness to engage in anal sex. Like white pants it transcends the boundaries of gender and sexual orientation.
Kevin: "Hey Lisa May! Whats with your thumb ring?"
Lisa: "I'm hoping to find a willing guy at the bar to give bbatm"
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"Thumb Runner??" we hear u ask, this is a new word invented to describe all of u out there that are opposed to the tragic thing that comes hand in hand with relationships................
A THUMB on the HEAD. Some of us have had that thumb, some have been the thumb, and the rest... You legends have run away from it as yet.
Also known as THIRSTY THUMB RUMMERS... These sexy mother fuckers are scared at the sight of a thumb on their forehead and run as fast as their god damn feet can carry them to Singleville to partake in lots of rum drinking sessions with their friends.
* YOU DONT WANNA BE A THUMB RUNNER, THE RULES ARE: *
1. YOU MUST NOT BE UNDER THE THUMB. NATURALLY.
2. YOU MUST NOT BE A "THUMBER." IF YOUR OTHER HALF WANTS TO GO OUT ON A RUM (OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF ALCOHOL IN GENERAL) DRINKING SESSION WITH THEIR PALS THEY BLOODY WELL CAN. ITS THEIR RIGHT AS A HUMAN BEING.
3. YOU MUST PUBLICISE THUMBS RUNNERS
4. PRETENDING YOU'RE "ILL" OR SUCH LIKE TO GET OUT OF A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS WHEN THE REAL REASON IS THAT YOUR OTHER HALF IS GIVING YOU GRIEF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. WE KNOW THE PLAGUE DOESN'T HIT THAT OFTEN AROUND THESE PARTS.
5. WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS ON A SESH, YOU WILL NOT BE STRUCK DOWN BY SOME MYSTERY ILLNESS SUDDENLY HALF WAY THRU THE NIGHT, WE KNOW U GOT A TEXT FROM YOUR OTHER HALF TELLING YOU TO GET YR ARSE HOME. IF THIS OCCURS, YOU ARE FROWNED UPON.
6. ALSO WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS A TEXT OR 2 MAY BE TOLERATED, HAVING YOUR PHONE GLUED TO YOUR EAR/HAND ALL NIGHT WILL NOT.
7. IF YOUR OTHER HALF TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, AS A THUMB RUNNER YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO DO THE OPPOSITE...YOU WILL NOT BE A THUMB...BUT NOR WILL YOU LET THEM BE ONE.
8. "THE FACEBOOK RULE" GUYS, FACEBOOK IS A VERY PUBLIC PLACE, AS I'M SURE U ALL KNOW. SO WHY DO WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR STATUSES TO INFORM THE WORLD AND HIS COUSIN HOW IN "WUV" YOU ARE, OR THAT U CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR BABY BOO BOO. AND GUYS, IF YOU WANNA TELL YOUR "SNUGGLE BUM" THIS, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SEND IT IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE.
9. LAST RULE ???......LAUGHING ABOUT THE THUMB BEING ON YOUR HEAD DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU IN THE JOKE....THE JOKE 'IS ON YOU' !! GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT THUMB AND START RUNNING
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT GO ON A GIRLS/BOYS HOLIDAY !?!?!”…. "YOU DONT TRUST ME"...."YOU WON'T LET ME" !!!.... SOUND FAMILIAR?? WHEN THE THUMB GETS TOUGH THE THUMB RUNNERS GET GOING !!
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