Tower Hill School

Hell on earth

Dang! Jimmy goes to Tower Hill school. I feel bad for the guy

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The Tower Formerly Known as Sears

A moniker for the recently renamed Willis Tower in Chicago, formerly known as Sears Tower from 1973-2009.

Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.

Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.

Passenger: Could you please take me to Willis Tower?
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.

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Eiffel Tower plus Sloth

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.

We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.

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Eiffel Tower Wedding Party

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.

Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!

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effiel tower dick

What I have in my pants

my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"

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Tower of Interplanetary Power

Building 54 (The Cecil and Ida Green Building) at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), Boston, Mass.

HQ of MIT's Dept. of Earth, Atmospheric and Planetary Sciences. Eighteen floors of sharp minds and bleeding-edge research.

We do wonderful things and stupid things there.

Also known as the "Green building."

Soon to be temporarily known as "MARS COMMAND HQ (EASTERN AMERICA)."

"I've got a meeting on the thirteenth floor of the Tower of Interplanetary Power."

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Tilted Towers State of Mind

When you’re just tooooo good and you’re in that mindset

Originated from Tyler’s sick freestyle

“IM IN A TILTED TOWERS STATE OF MINDDDDD”