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A slippery blowjob off your parter or stranger.
Hey Sarah last night I have Dave a Willy snog. He jizzed all down my throat.
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"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."
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Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.
Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.
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Spitting on your penis and putting it in another persons ear.
You will not believe what just happened, Dave gave Jan a Willy Pete!
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A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.
After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.
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when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)
Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans
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When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.
Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!
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