The man that looks for aliens and goes to a pre-school and says there isnt any intelligent life anywhere.
He also flies / falls with supreme style and swag.
Person 1: Have you seen Buzz Lightyear?
Buzz Lightyear: *sylishly flies in*
Person 2: Hello sir, are you buzz lightyear?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes
Someone that thinks they can study without being studied.
That Buzz Lightyear thinks that he/she can study everyone else then fly away before anybody can study him/her!
When you attach a vibrator to a jet turbine, your girl uses the vibrator and fucking leaves the atmosphere. This is often done as a prank.
Liana: that’s weird why is there a Boeing 787 jet turbine attached to my vibrator? It’s probably nothing. Either way I’m horny so imma use it
Liana: MY HOUSE FUCKING EXPLODED AND MY VAGINA IS BURNT TO A CRISP WHAT DID YOU DO ADAM
Adam: chill out it’s just a prank bro I pulled a buzz lightyear on you
This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need a bitch with a strong spine. So, you take a bitch with her laying back down on the bed, you'll standing up in front of her, off of the bed. So right before you cum, you pull out while jumping, spraying her with cum. Then, you backflip mid air, land on your feet. Then, you say “I just went to infinity and beyond!”, hopefully she did too.
Me: I just pulled the Buzz Lightyear a bitch!
Homie: did you stick the landing?
Me: ofc
The act of making things up to create a enormous amount of attention only to have to admit you are lying within 24 hours. Also know as Fake News, CNN’s Little Brother or BFDS.
Did you hear about those high school kids that surrounded an Indian tribe and threatened them all with slurs and violence? Next day.... You must suffer from Buzz Feed Derangement Syndrome, did you not research before you told everyone that crap?
Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.
In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.
a girl so horny she'll fuck anytthing with a dick
betty is such a buzz twat she'll do anyone
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