Rural Dictionary

twitter-ninja

a twitter ninja is a master of the art of ninja-tweet. His tweets are like deadly ninja stars!

I used to be a javascript ninja and a part time business ninja. Now I'm a twitter-ninja!

by @9swords May 3, 2009

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twitter pated

The feeling you get before you have sex.

After kissing her ear i felt twitter pated and wanted to fuck.

by Tina Peck August 18, 2005

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Twitter Stan

Twitter Stans are usually a group of people that worship or praise a certain individual by creating an account and making fan edits, blogs, etc.

Is that a Talia Mar Twitter Stans?

by LORD KSI March 1, 2021

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A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.

What did you do in the weekend mate?

Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me

by hahaguesswhattt May 24, 2019

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