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mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 February 5, 2018


The united ducks

A loyal army that is powerful. Integrats:Amaru, Cam, Maximiliam and Alfonse.

I am from The United Ducks

by Iphoneequis2 May 4, 2022


Unit-body

When an orgy occurs and everyone ends up on the same bed having intersecting sex with all participating couples. You become one, unit-body.

Let's all fuck so hard and transform into a unit-body!

by kneejuice October 22, 2019


CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.

"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"

by Nolink January 30, 2017


Thurmond Unit

A fictitious piece of hardware in your computer that "breaks" and the IT guy has no answers as how to fix it.

Joan: My mouse isn't working I think the batteries are dead in it.

IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.

He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.

by ILLREPUTE June 3, 2016


Manchester United

Shit

Manchester United are shit this season.

by Gif not jif October 13, 2019


Manchester United

verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.

A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.

Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?

by _NotBob October 11, 2018