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Looks like an innocent little white mouse, but it arrives in a shiny white rocket, enters the pussy's mouth, and then sucks out it's blood. When full, it quickly escapes, often through the cities sewer system.
"I was just getting ready to play with my wife's pussy cat when I saw a vampire pussy-mouse slide out of her mouth and leap into the toilet, quickly escaping with a mighty, swirling flush", communicated Dick Wayne to Mike Ranium as Dick slumped over in depression.
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A werewolf vampire offspring caused by the mating of the two mythological creatures under either a full moon or a new moon. Depending whether it is spawned during the full moon or new moon decides which charecteristicts will beome more dominant as the being ages.
A being of darkness is vampire-werewolf Hybrid
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Kung Fu Vampire | Kung foo Vampyr
noun (pl. -nos)
A mysterious creature of the night, inspiring without permission, creating affluence amongst the undead, The Yin and Yang of Fang.
ORIGIN: Sicilian Born (1886) Symphonic Composer died in 1977 re-animated sometime between the release of Star Wars episode 4 and the death of Elvis Presley.
PRESENT: A gothic orchestrated hip hop group formed in
the year 2000. This band blends rap lyrics over live Symphony, Jazz and Drum N Bass. Based in the San Francisco Bay Area Kung Fu Vampire features Cello, Violin, Fire & Belly Dancers, The Santour (dulcimer),
Keyboards, Singers, a Rapper, Electric Upright Bass & Drums.
That guy looks different, acts different and glows with darkness, he is sinister and peaceful at the same time, maybe it's the Kung Fu Vampire.
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1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.
2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.
3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.
4.) A severely blonde girl
5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?
Chrissy Breslin is a vampire! The end! kind of looks like edward cullen!
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A man or woman who has a menstruation- fetish and covertly searches ladies restroom pedal bins for used panty-liners and/or tampons.
David slipped into the ladies toilets and quickly surveyed the sanitary waste bins. Unknown to everyone he was a secret pedal bin vampire.
Sandra had collected about seven or eight used tampons during her restroom visits that day, unknown to her lesbian lover, she was a pedal bin vampire.
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A girl is attracting lesbian vampires while she is on her period. The blood being for the vampires and of course the pussy for the lesbians.
God damn, my girlfriends totally attracting lesbian vampires.
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Right before you have passionate love making with a beautiful woman, you lay on top of her, bite her neck, flail around like a squid of out water, and then jerk off hence inking all over her face
Last night my boyfriend did a pretty mean vampire squid.
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