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the classic haircut of an emo vegan - Cut on an angle across face, probably black. For a good example see Jared Leto circa 30 seconds from mars
eugene took of his touque to reavel his new emo vegan swoop and all the girls laughed.
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When you have experience in the sexual activities.
Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
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A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
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Solves alllllll your problems...
THE MICROWAVE 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY
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if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.
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i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream
A nickname given to someone who can’t play volleyball without breaking their leg.
That Euan boy can’t play volleyball without breaking his leg, He’s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck
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