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During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.
She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
Person one: “Raven is a Class One Shitbitch”
Person two: “yeah”.
The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.
"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"
Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.
A man who constantly pursues a flirts with one (and only one) woman. Like a monogamous Don Juan.
Did you see that guy staring at his wife and ignoring the cheerleaders? What a one-womanizer!
An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.
(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One