Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.

"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.

they go together like peanut butter and jelly

The less controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and pickles". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Jon: dude, Cheese and vodka, like, they go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Davey: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and pickles?
Jon: No, what made you think that?

Stop it I don't like it

The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.

*Bully Beating a Kid*
Kid: Stop It I don't like it!
Bully: Yeah ok, you won this time...

Like so

in this manner.

"the votive candles are arranged like so"

like a dog in rut

A term related to a dog in heat
Can also be used to describe someone's horniness or a high sex drive

my partner is like a dog in rut right now
they keep wanting to fuck

Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.

*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt

like-an-angel

1. The act of sucking dick so good that is can only be compared to an angel.
2. Sucking dick so good that it feels like a divine gift from god.

Yo man, I heard this dime Brianna sucks dick like-an-angel.