National Give Owen Head Day

That one day of the year where someone with big titties gotta give some dude named Owen head.
It is on February 11th.

Owen: Guess what day it is?
Big Titty Babe: Aw hell naw not this shit again I guess I gotta do it tho.
Owen: Thats right, it’s National Give Owen Head Day.

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Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

icy purple headed super slide

The act of a girl eating a grape popsicle, coating herself in Icy Hot, and then giving dome to a man taking an ice bath. For best results eat more than one popsicle.

Also a game on coolmathgames.com

I heard Barbara gave Tom the “Icy Purple Headed Super Slide” after our Bible session yesterday.

Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell

A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.

Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"

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purple headed demon

Another name for An African American's Penis

"Yo she loves my purple headed demon."

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damn breh head game tight

a phrase said when a man is very excited about someone who may give a great blow job

*looking at a picture of lana del ray having zipped up lips* "Damn breh head game tight"

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chop your head off

is what im going to do if u fuck with me and piss me off

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