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When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.
She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.
I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.
When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you
“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”
A fake designer handbag or purse usually bought off the black market from Dubai or China.
Ohh that lady be selling dem bougie bags
A plastic bag filled with Sprite
"Please take one Bag of Sprite"
Slang for the "scrotum" or "scrotal sac".
I want to kick some them in the tiny shrivel bag!
A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
Carried by hardnuts and chavs who think they own the world, man bags are items that are often seen outside mc Donald’s, the kid carrying them is probably riding a Carrera Vengeance with his Chav buddies in a ride out session.