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The act of of creating an airtight seal with one’s mouth over a gaping anus and vomiting.
I felt his lips press flat around my asshole, tight to my taint, then the butt chunking began and I felt my lower intestine fill with his last meal.
The kinda epic butt you get from walking round all day waiting tables etc.
Example- Josh is fucking fantastic and worth the effort OH and he has a hospo butt.
When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"
Carl: "Butt Squared."
When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.
I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.
The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue
YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! 😟🐸🦧💯💩🥵🔥😳😱🥶😩🍌😎😬😎🥸🤞🥵💯🔥
A girl at the gym who only does leg day and doesn't work out any other parts of her body. As a result of her routine, she has become a butt walking on two feet.
Damn, you see that girl over there leg pressing 300 pounds in the dainty spandex outfit that's as slim as a toothpick and an ass big enough to set a glass of water on over there? That right there is a butt girl.