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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. After a few years and lazy dog became a fox and the brown fox became a white dog. What once was a lazy dog became a brown fox and what was one a brown fox became a white dog that was lazy. You can guess what happens next: the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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A sentence used by technicians to test keyboards on computers, due to the fact that it uses all letters in the alphabet.
Client: OMG!! MY keyboard broke!!!
Technician: Calm yourself. Let me check:
*Types* The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Client: Oh, thank god!!!
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Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?
Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
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Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG
MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN
NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog
AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
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It means that it is very hard to change someones habits
You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.
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To attack fevorishly.
When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.
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