Brains like Napoleon.

A phrase used by the three stooges to call someone brain dead with out calling them brain dead.

Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.

Larry: Napoleon's dead.

Moe: I know it.

Presty-Like

Presty-Like is one of the most prettiest girl in the world. She's really kind and very pretty. If you met a Presty-Like, you are very lucky. She's really cute and she's there for you at any time. Presty-Like is such a beautiful woman.

Kaeya : I just hug a Presty-Like!

Tanjiro : Damn... You are so lucky!

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

Sick like TO

puking so hard that your eyes pop out

"Man I was so hungover this morning I was Sick Like TO"