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Riffy Cunt

A person whom isn't too bothered about their appearance or the odour they produce. In other words they are a complete waste of space and pass their vileness onto the unsuspecting General Public

Charlie "What's that smell??"
Jess "It's that right Riffy Cunt!!!!"

by Mr.Bagshot69 February 6, 2015


dodgy cunt

Noddy

Noddy is a dodgy cunt.

by Erik jefferson February 26, 2016


Cunt-Troll

A controlling roommate who micro manages people's lives and even forbids them from having sex in their own rented room.

Psychologically abusive towards their roommate and has a hobby of cyber bullying others.
Also said person has homophobic tendencies and incapable of understanding bisexuality.

That woman is so nosey and I think she's a cunt-troll.

by nowhere near finished September 17, 2021


Closet Cunt

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.

I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.

by Redh00d4 November 12, 2019


auto-cunt

A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.

She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.

by little troll December 1, 2009


cunt cowboy

When a person likes to lasso the tampon string with their finger before pulling it out

Girl: I can’t, I’m on my period...
Boy: Don’t worry, I’m a cunt cowboy

by Tootsie Tits February 25, 2018


Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.

An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'

by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022