Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

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secret 7

A bunch of rich snobby people who do nothing but pretend to conspire. 7 new members a year, 7 new alumni a year. candidqates are identified through silver rings and/or tats. Members are indentified through some unknown marking.

i was invited to join the secret 7 but i told them to get lost!

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Rule 7

The cake is a lie

Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.

Ed: Really, aw crap.

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7 pillz

7 Pillz aka (Ryan Gruber) is a really young light-skinned that is 13 years old (for the time this is made), he makes songs about the casual rap stuff but he stands out from all the other rappers, he’s a small rapper which is rising really quickly, he was originally born in LA. He’s also really into hooping and he’s pretty good at both rapping and basketball, he streams his songs on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, SoundCloud, and a lot more. He always had a dream about becoming a rapper, and started working on music when he was only 3 he played instruments a lot more.

Guy 1: “you know 7 Pillz”

Guy2 “yea he’s fire”

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dec 7

National give your girl your hoodie day

make sure to give your girl, or crush your hoodie on dec 7

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6-7

A slut, a term you call slutty looking girls you see in public or especially at a hotel. Or just sluts you know. The word came from some tricks hotel room number, now used to describe them all.

Jbone went looking for that 6-7 we saw chilling at the pool.

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week of 7

The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins.

Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest

Johnson: How was your week of 7?
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.

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