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August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close
"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."
The most attractive boys are born on this day!
random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.
When you work 8 hours but get paid for 10
Dude how’d you get off so early? We did an 8 fer!
Inmates/patients who will urinate, defecate, and ejaculate into a container and throw it on the COs/nurses.
Urin-8, defec-8, ejacul-8.
Hence, the crazy 8s.
That weird crazy 8 patient just did me dirty!!
National trip in public purposely
Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8
The ultimate mommy issues/milf movie. A movie in which many viewers may realise they are queer.
Friend: "I think I'm gay."
Me: "You watched Ocean's 8, didn't you?"
Friend: "Yeah..."
Me: "Yeah me too."