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A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
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A passage from the Bible that reveals Jesus' true thoughts about family. Quite a contrast from the 'love thy neighbour' spiel.
Luke 14:25-27 (NIV)
Large crowds were travelling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.
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Essentially when one is wested, they will watch iron man with a girl they just met and surprise her by cumming in 14 seconds after an experienced handjob. Then commence by saying "goo" because that's what you just did. You probably also like drake's talk singing or dubstep's annoying bass.
Did you hear about Charlene? A goo just gave her a quick 14 gooey rag hivas after Amore.
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(NOT ALL 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRLS ARE TOXIC!)
Usually referring a person who constantly cancels others for stupid reasons.
Man, these 14 year old white girls need to stop cancelling others for no good reason.
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A very chobblesome episode from the YouTuber Grian
“Did you watch Grian Hermitcraft 9: episode 14 ?”
“Yes it was very chobblesome”
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The most romantic day of the year. May 20 turns into 520 and 1:14pm in 24 hour clock becomes 1314, hence, 520 13:14. 520 1314 is the abriviation of "I Love You, till the day I die, till the end of the world".
Kenneth left work early on May 20 1:14 pm to spend the day with his spouse, Emily.
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A 14 year old twitter girl is a fatherless girl who claims to have 5 mental illnesses and is pan sexual and non binary and thinks terms such as “hog rider” are offensive without a knowledge of the meaning of said term. the twitter girl also usually has hair the resembles a blue raspberry icee in the shape of a dog turd
Shut up your a 14 year old twitter girl cereal is a soup you piece of shit
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