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Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist
Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven
The 1st of July is the international swap your sweater / dress with a person.
Boy : The 1st of July was international swap your sweater / dress day 😔
Girl : Shocking
February 1st, 13 more days until February 14! February 1st "Anti-Valentine-Date!"
Just go to the movies with your friends like a date! Don't worry about finding someone for Valetines Date! Have fun and do something great!
Friend one: Hey! Come to house do we make good, watch movies, then play with the cat
Friend two: That now is a date my friend, I'll bring chips, brownies, and Monsters!
Friend one: Great our Febuary 1st is gonna be awesome, I want to see if my mom will let you stay the night :)
An Aunt who isn't just the best auntie oh no! She is the 1st place auntie
Ella l: i love you Aunt Jessica you are the best auntie but aunt hope is the 1st place auntie sorry but that's my opinion
The defined definition of April 1st
Me "feilds you are gay"
Feilds "NO IM NOT"
On April 1st, Guajito fucked a hoe, then he left her and now she chases him for his PC.
(Big big error)
Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.
www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje
The day any girl should ask out their crush, you can just say "april fools" after all.
Sara: Chad I like you
Chad: Ok
Sara: April Fools! It's April 1st!