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A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.
Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"
"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."
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to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.
Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"
Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"
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devon was a sneaky goose and went to the liquor store when we weren’t looking
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When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.
Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?
That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction
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When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.
Last night Amy got grey goosed
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form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense
When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.
Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)
Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.
Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
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