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A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
Wow, did you hear Jeff Rowes story?
No, but it probably wasnt true
When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.
I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.
Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.
" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"
" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"
"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!
A smoking hot hunk of man with the sexiest bear in North America and juicy ass made for two hand squeezin’.
Wow look at Jeff Scott. I cannot believe how unbelievable attractive and hot that man is!
That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!
A weird little troll man who drinks too much Dr.pepper and has B.O. who can't get fired because he is a mental defective and it will make the company look bad
Guy1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeff H?
Guy2: Yeah he got beat up by a group of girls for being a weirdo in the bad part of town. Don't be a Jeff H
A planty life app experience so extensive that it caused a pop culture ripple. #Sherryborarules #jeffexitstageleft.
She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
Man did you see that epic battle sherry vrs jeff?