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A man who is a person. Could be a superhero, I mean, it has "Man" in the name. Guess he'd have the power of a person.
Man: You heard of the new superhero "Man Person"?
Person: Who's that?
Man: A man with the power of a person.
Person: Wow, sounds boring.
A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.
"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"
Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.
Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?
Person 2 through 15: Who?
A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.
Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.
A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.
Sarah Paulson is such a honey person.
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hello
Person 3: why is nobody caring about m-
*person 1 and 2 beats up person 3 for interrupting a talk about their own crap*
Person 4: why is everyone forgetting about me.