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An innocent baby who needs protecting
"What's this?"
"Hasna,,, you're a Summer Child."
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Usually found in suberban areas and public or private schools. Listens to bands such as "My Chemical Romance","Green Day","Dashbord Confessionals" ect...
Can usualy be located alone or in groups of 3 in certain locations such as the school cafeteria or some their own bed room. Most war a black hoodie jacket, black shirts with the name of his/her favorite band and a pair of jeans and skater shoes such as VANS or "chucks". Emo males tend to wear eyeliner and have hair that is long enough to go over one of their eyes and still be half assed spiked and he usualy tends to have more mood swings than an emo girl even when the emo girl is on her period. The Female Emo child tends to have short hair that goes to the shoulders or just enought to cover her ears (sometimes shorter) and usualy has the bangs longer than the rest of her hair and flat ironed to wrap around one side of her face. Emo children tend to be bisexual both males and females. An emo child will usualy spell out their wors or scren names LikE ThIs or l1k3 t.h.i.s. and put x's around their name xX. like so .Xx
Emo boys tend to be called faggots or dumbasses and emo girls tend to be known as dumb bitches or "that one loser chick". Some Emo children tend to draw or make up their own lame songs that are usualy acompanied by some kind of gay ass acoustic guitar riff that is rythemless and out of tune. If an emo child doesn't have the talent for either of these then he/she usualy turns to self mutalation such as slitting his/her wrist with a sharp object or just injuring themselves somehow.
That emo child needs to get a life.
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1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.
2. A smart child.
1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.
2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!
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1. Noun: A molester of children
2. Noun: Any 40-year-old virgin fat bald man that never hit puberty
1. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning to avoid that child molester.
2. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning how to headshot a child molester with a glock.
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(aka The Long Haired Sucker, Sir Lollipop Man) Official representative of Funkentelechy; protector of the Pleasure Principle. Cosmic John the Bop-tist, arch- recording angel heralding the arrival of Dr. Funkenstein.
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A man child is a early twenties ex-frat boy who looks like a big fat fucking baby in grown man clothing. When seen in their natural habit (a bar infested with man children) they're usually talking about how lucrative their lifestyles are while in reality they're bank tellers, depositing my checks.
Man Child: Yeah bro, I'm working in Insurance; I should clear half a mil a year soon.
Andrew: You aren't doing shit. You are going to be one of those kids I hire to do all my running around, taking care of all my bullshit.
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when the child has the papaya inserted into a papaya drip, it then ovulates into the child and forms child papaya. which is lambent ear infection with white polyips in their rectum.
that child is dosed on papaya, its terrible, poor child papaya.
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