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When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
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noun - the puddle of semen that accumulates on an object when ejaculated from the penis.
Bonnie had a jizz moint on her tits after I creamed on her.
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The act of explosively jissoming or cumming, most often in reference to a man, but, in the case of a woman who squirts, a squirter, this term could possibly be used. Denotes a copious amount of jizz or cum ejaculating from either a male or female's genital orifice.
Girl: 'Nom, nom, nom, nom, gurgle, glug, slurp, guzzle, gulp...aaahhhh'
Guy: 'Hooooooweee, how'd you like my 'jizz-burst' down your throat, baby?'
Girl: 'Well, it was kind of runny and salty and there was a whole lot of it actually, ummmm, I'm kinda full now and feelin' a little queasy, mind if I run to the rest-room real quick?'
Guy: 'Naw, go on ahead, bebe, run along now!'
Girl: 'Bleechh'(sound of puking coming from restroom from such a huge load in her stomach and all)
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A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".
Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!
Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!
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junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.
I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.
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A Petty Whore, Undeserving of Respect, Not Quite Yet On The Scale of The cum dumpster
"Alice is such a jizz bin, she'll let anyone stick it in"
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The true meaning of ''Awesome'', When Perfect is Perfect its Preferbial Jizz!!
More than Brilliant, More than Amazing. More than A Huge Pair of Double 'J's' ! Its more awesome Than Awesome its self
Its no Lie to say that this word is so Amazing that God himself will get on his Knee's and Suck the Penis of ''Urban Dictionary''
Dude: OMFG That was Awesome!
Jack: Noo.. Dude, Its the Preferbial Jizz!
Dude: Yeeeerrrsss
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