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Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.

Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.

by FunnyAshley June 4, 2016


Basket FNF

Basket (26 yr), the main character in the upcoming mod; FNF - gone wild. He's the happy-go-lucky abomination of nature, who can make a friend wherever he goes. Currently, he is married to Hex (of his dimension) and has 6 children, all are robots because he's asexual (also it's impossible to have a baby with a robot..)

He's a lovable type of guy willing to give anyone a hug, happy or sad, he's there for you.

Basket also plays Basketball (Coincidence, right?) and his jersey number is 6.

Commonly known as; Basketball-head, Therapy Cat, Number 6, and Dadsket.

"Yogurt." - Basket (Basket FNF), 2021

by The.marz.march February 1, 2022


Basket bro

The equivalant of a lax bro, only in basketball form.

John: I think Joe and Sean are gay...
Tom: No there just Basket Bros.
John: Oh.

by Maxi_Pad01 November 30, 2010


Basket Case

A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?

Xiu: "Harold, you basket case! Do something helpful for once!
Harold: "Fuck off Xiu."

by TimeForACrusade November 8, 2018


Basket case

Insterting a deflated basketball (go big or go home)(please use lube) into your anus and inflating.

Steve you such a basket case

by 10Kamil February 26, 2022


Basket case

Ryan. Just Ryan cause he’s a basket case

Hey did you see Ryan today?
Yeah he is such a fucking basket case

by Crackhead licker November 14, 2019


Basket Case

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

Basket Case

by Death Menace August 11, 2023