death birds

birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.

A: "I hate the death birds."
G: "They are the worst."

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That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

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squawk bird

n.Very loud, talkative individuals (usually female)with very little to say. They are easily distinguished by a grating quality in there voice and a poor awareness of appropriate volume for casual human communication.

Last time I ate there, I had to try to figure out what I wanted to order while listening to an abrasive pair of squawk birds, at the table next to me, spatter each other's faces with excited chatter of plumage trends.

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the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.

Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?

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Bird's Nest

A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.

Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest.

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bird talk

Rumors that arise from bitching about a specific person or a group of individuals.

Are you on to her", "Nah, we're just good friends", "I've been told different", "You can't believe half the things you hear nowadays, its all bird talk

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humming-bird

a very skilled oral sex technique preformed by Naomi (that's i moan backwards) on Belinda (or vis versa) at super sex in Montreal. The tounge vibrates on the clit at a extreme speed, as if it were the wings on a humming bird.

"Boys watch this, this is called the humming-bird."
"Holy shit how do you get your tounge to go that fast, i got to practice that."

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