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When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.
Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
Whilst playing Euchre and you DO NOT look at your hand and tell the dealer to pick it up, while you say "Blind Double Loner" and go alone. If you get all five tricks, you get 8 points instead of 4 because you called it blind.
Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pick it up, Blind Double Loner.
Player #3: Wow, this guy has got some balls.
Dealer: If you pull this off, I'll shit bricks.
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It’s probably on Urban dictionary
Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”
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This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.
Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!
01: Intentionally overlook or ignore something.
02: Have full knowledge of something and refusing to check it out.
People that turn a blind eye, most of the time are no good.
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When you have some bastard fingering your jap's eye and your bunghole at the same time.
Oh jesus that old black man from north korea gave me the south korean blind china man.
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A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test
My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff
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