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Salty Water Cannon

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

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Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express

by HornyTitLicker June 13, 2010

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Cadet Snow-Cannon

A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!

Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

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Grumpy Cannon

common term for a person who shows lots of anger/grumpiness. When you perceive an angry person complaining or ranting, usually "Grumpy Cannon" is said to annoy/aggrivate them.

The term comes from a Megaman type game, as the thought is that if you beat the commonly angry person, you will inherit their grumpy cannon.

"GRUMPY CANNON!" --Andrew

by Skylarke Van Holdzen February 5, 2005

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pile of cannon balls

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.

I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.

by stall2 March 31, 2017


swag cannon 5000

A really lame sex position

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!

by watfuvk January 9, 2018


Taco Bell's Cannon

The explosive diarrhea you get after eating Taco Bell.

"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"

by FlounderFlound August 12, 2022