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You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
When u take a shit into your hands and clap them together or onto someones head
Holy shit step bro are you performing a dookie clap...
A Fat Clap is derivative of easy clap. It's basically an even easier victory in a video game than a easy clap.
Mark: "Bruh that match was a fat clap. The other guys didn't even cap a single objective."
When one rips a 1 bubble fart on a Kmart special, coleman cooler and it reciprocates off the cooler at high velocity.
*LOUD FART* "What was that?" "Thats was the ol' Coleman clap."
The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
A word to describe girls from Clacton. They are known as both clapped and slags, hence the name clapped slags. They also use this term to describe eachother, as it became the social norm for them.
Example 1:
CS 1: Hey clapped slag
CS 2: Hey babe
Example 2:
Boy: I really want to get with Georgia.
Boy 2: Nah don't shes from Clacton.
Boy 1: Oh she's a clapped slag then.
Boy 2: yeah that whole group is full of clapped slags
When one girl dances vigurousley and shaking wat she got in them jeans..usually her name is whitney and she tends to make little highschool boys excited.
caution: will experince motion sickness from ass movements and will make u fucking dizzy.
woah whitney just gave me a booty clap, it was intense!
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