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TIME TO GET YOUR ASS UP AND LIFT
YO WHAT TIME IS IT?! ITS FUCKING GAINS O CLOCK .
Verb// When it's that time to give your ol lady that good good sex.
Or a woman ready to go out a find a lil some some
Her-Honey, what time is it? Him-It's Cock-O-Clock baby!!!
2 women in talking- Girl friend it's about Cock-O-Clock up in here, i been havin a dry spell lets go find a man!
When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"
"Oof, must suck."
The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.
Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.
An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".