cooking with gas

Substantially increasing the likelihood I or a member of my family will get asthma, to own the libs.

I love God, guns and cooking with gas.

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Let me cook

To butt out or mind ones buisness. Let someone be them.

person 1: why are you still talking to that boy?
person 2: he’s cute let me cook!

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cooking up a baby

to be pregnant.----------

Yo Niggah! Crissy said she be cooking up your baby. Shit ain't my baby.

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Cooking with the full kitchen

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.

Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

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Jay Victor-Cook

A retard who likes to share STDs and pictures of underage girls.

Did you see Jay Victor-Cook? He’s so retarded

Who Cooks for You?

Song of the Barred Owl, by consensus of the ornithological community. Who Cooks for You? Who Cooks for Yooooou-All?, in two groups of four.

The owls were singing to each other, high in the spruce trees, and it always made them smile. Who Cooks for You? Who-Cooks-for-Yooooo-All? One night, they went outside with his guitar and he played it back to them.