cooked meat

a persons with a small cock or someone whose into gay bj

gay 1: did you see that, he had some cooked meat right there
gay 2: we ought to go cook it for him

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cooking with gas

Substantially increasing the likelihood I or a member of my family will get asthma, to own the libs.

I love God, guns and cooking with gas.

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Let me cook

To butt out or mind ones buisness. Let someone be them.

person 1: why are you still talking to that boy?
person 2: he’s cute let me cook!

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cooking up a baby

to be pregnant.----------

Yo Niggah! Crissy said she be cooking up your baby. Shit ain't my baby.

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Who Cooks for You?

Song of the Barred Owl, by consensus of the ornithological community. Who Cooks for You? Who Cooks for Yooooou-All?, in two groups of four.

The owls were singing to each other, high in the spruce trees, and it always made them smile. Who Cooks for You? Who-Cooks-for-Yooooo-All? One night, they went outside with his guitar and he played it back to them.

Jay Victor-Cook

A retard who likes to share STDs and pictures of underage girls.

Did you see Jay Victor-Cook? He’s so retarded

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

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