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Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Whenever a large gathering of people all collapse inward and end up in a massive orgy
"Yo did you see that huge cube of meat at Peyton's party?"
A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.
I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?
A very rude Austrian man who smokes and talks too loud. Rude on multiple levels.
Person 1: Damn I wish Rude Cubed would stop being so loud.
Person 2: Its okay, Rude Cubed will take a smoke break soon.
When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.
(Sister: preparing supper) "what do you want to drink?
(Me) "sugar cube water"
(sister) JErk
A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.
Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."
Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"
Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."