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When you consume large amounts of corn and peanuts, and then pick the undigested bits out of your shit and feed them to someone you hate, preferebly a girlfriend your about to break up with, without their knowledge nor consent.
That fucking whore's gunna get a East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two!
She ate a dinner for two, that scumbag!
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Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.
“Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal
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Knottsberry farm - was a fried chicken & boysenberry jam place back in 70's with a line going around the block they included games and rides to keep the kids from being restless. If you threw 3 bean bags in the chickens mouth you'd win a chicken dinner and they'd yell Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Hence the phrase
Hey Joe what cards you hold'n ? Man I got nothin' Well than I'm hungry and I must be at knottsberry farm on my lucky day, WInner Winner Chicken Dinner in your face bro!
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In 1989 The Keswick Dinner Jacket was introduced to Keswick by Debbie Weddel of Keswick. Over 30 years later, it has become Keswick, Ontario's Biggest Trend!
The Origin of The Keswick Dinner Jacket was introduced by Debbie Weddel of Keswick, Ontario, in 1989.
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The lint balls trapped in a person's ass crack. More common if the person has a hairy ass crack.
Dude, I just cleaned out the shower drain and found a year's worth of after dinner mints.
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Handy tool devised after feeling lousy at too many weddings. Planning ahead and consuming too much alcohol 2 days before the event where you need to be "on". Therefore, you will be hung over the night before the big day and won't be able to tie one on, thus avoiding feeling like crap when everyone else is partying.
"I feel terrible today because i drank too much at the rehearsal dinner. I won't be able to stay at the wedding very long. How do you feel so good?"
"Man, I pulled a rehearsal dinner trick...i got drunk on Thursday night so i couldn't drink last night. I'm good to go."
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Implementation for a female to expos her genatalia
Tomo sat in taxi: Show us ya dinner ya fat moose.
Holmes: Cast of F*****g Star Trek
Conlley: Could eat an apple threw a letter box
Oh how they all rejoice in laughter and personal urination of there panties.
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