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Donald Trump

A fascist, racist, sexist idiot whom everyone claims to be hard working and fair, but actually had lived off the work of laborers he hired (legally and illegaly). He claims to want to build a wall, and most of his supporters love this idea. It wouldn't actually help at all considering there are things such as airplanes and boats to go across the gulf and to America. It's not even original. He got it from China, one of the various places he has named as horrible or "tearing our country apart". And in China, did the walls work? No. They went around. His supporters say that he saved us from "the horrible Hillary that would've ended the work", although she has more reason than him. He is removing various things we desperately need that, guess who, Obama placed to help the country. For example, Obama placed a ban on coal mining and things to make fuel usage more efficient. Trump removed them to give coal miners jobs. Obama placed those to help slow global warming. Trump both removed those things and says global warming doesn't exist. Trump didn't even want to win! He just joined the presidential run because he could! He is an utter narcissistic dumbass.

His supporters. YEAH 'MURICA! TRUMP SAVED US FROM HILLARY!

Any reasonable person: Donald Trump really doesn't know what he is doing.

by ThatOneGuyThatLikesPolitics July 1, 2017

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Donald Trump

To Donald Trump is to not only go against your word, but to do the exact opposite of what you had said

My friend told me to meet him at a bar, but he Donald Trumped at the last minute. Meeting a bar at my friend was alright I guess, but I'm still mad about it

by the sheeptator September 19, 2017

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Donald Trump

A badass Right-Wing President that fixed America just for it to be destroyed again by Sleepy Joe. Most Left-Wing dumbasses who watch CNN and MSNBC call him "Orange Man" and their only argument is Orange Man Bad. Donald J. Trump 2024 Bitches

Donald Trump is a Great Leader, not a Politician!

by ukoT December 16, 2021

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donald trump

a very sad excuse for a human being
a racist, homophonic, pedophile, Cheeto looken ass, oopaloompa body ass hoe

boomer; Donald trump is the best
gen z: hitler was better than him

by drizzle wolf November 1, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donald trump

Junior Grimesโ€™ father

Donald Trump: โ€œIโ€™m gonna make america Great again!โ€

Junior grimes: dad! I need another million dollars, my pop star career didnโ€™t takeoff again

Donald trump: ugh, come here son

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Trump: *enters Mexican restaurant*

Donald trump: honestly, I can buy EVERYONE CHEESE DIP

everyone else: ugh

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Donald trump had his own son junior working for him during the early years of the election although this remains hidden to most of the public

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Junior Grimes is the son of donald trump

by Righteousridicule February 6, 2022

88๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donald Trump

A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.

Last night was crazy, I Donald Trumped her then I deported her.

by Caligrown805 July 28, 2017

664๐Ÿ‘ 17150๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donald Trump

Our god in Human Form, this man is our god. He will save us from everything and everyone, such as, China, Canada, Mexico, Mexico, Go back to Mexico, United States, ISIS, Iran, illuminati, Muslims, Donald Trump, Germany, Paris, Europe, Obama, Barack Obama, Aliens, Batman, Ride To Hell Retribution, India, Peru, Brazil, Jinx<----yes,that one, And New Mexico.

Here is a list of what Donald trump love's.

#10. Pizza
#9. Poptarts
#8. Spiderman
#7.Baby Wipes
#6. Dank Meme's
#5. Mexico
#4. His Hair
#3. Become president

#2. Porn
#1. His daughter

The End.

by M1. Potato June 14, 2016

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