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Drew is a very nice man and would do anything for anyone, but he brings of a stench and doesn't know how to wash is ballz properly. Drew has no rizz and will probably die single. If you find a drew...Please run.
Ew look at drew over there.
The biggest simp. He doesn't care about his own significant other, only about the current girl he is simping over her. He will buy her random things and spend every waking moment possible with her. He gets upset if she doesn't return the attention.
You're being such a Drew right now.
Drew is a vibe. A little bit of a rollercoaster ride. He’s funny, he’s charming, but he’s also brutally honest and this can easily be confused with being an asshole! And that badge is worn proudly because Drews usually don’t care enough to be effected by things as trivial as “political correctness” Drews are the life of the parties, usually found on the dance floor in the middle of the circle performing like he’s getting paid. Like I said. A vibe. The world would be blessed to have a drew. You thought you knew life thought you knew fun thought you knew love well I’m here to confirm it’s all been a lie until you have a guy named drew bless your life. And hold him dear that goes for friends and lovers because in a world full of “yes men” you gon need that’s one friend who’s gonna say “hell naw”!
That drew! He is something special.
Drew is literally a gift from the heavens.
A fucking guy. Likes to tease and be and asshole. He's also charming, funny, nice, and realistic.
Drew: You know that girl is awesome.
Girl: He's so hot!
The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Drew is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Drew is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Drew is the most handsome man to ever exist. Drew can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Drew is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about Drew. Drew does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is and can be an asshole sometimes— but that's what makes Drew, Drew
Emma: Hey, would you like a million dollars or a Drew?
Rebecca: Do you even have to ask? Drew! Duhhhh!
Drew likes to play with Rowen’s sack full of balls. Drew is a lot like Rowen but also his complete opposite. Unlike Rowen, Drew actually cares for people. Drew is not racist but he loves to call Nikolas a Racist. Drew is like the evil guy who had a really tragic backstory but Rowen is the evil guy just because he’s an asshole. Drew is a god at Sea of Thieves and i mean he is number one like the best of the best and he will ask you to play with him, yall remember the book “if you give a mouse a cookie” yeah it's sorta like that but reversed you'll be the one asking to play with him more because he is just so cool. You are tiny compared to drew, im honestly surprised he is not the king of the world yet, you should honestly praise drew if you meet him and maybe he’ll play Sea of Thieves with you if your lucky
You're filthy self: um UWU (long nervous pause) can we play sea of thieves later please Drew.
Drew the Giga Chad Sigma male: i’ll see if i can fit you into my schedule later little one.
an absolute bloody nonce, the type of man that has an attraction for prepubescent non developed teenage girls. A drew is also the type of guy to hit his Mrs if he doesn’t get his own way, and for that he doesn’t need a can of carling or anything.
ew he’s such a drew I mean look at him