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Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
Elijah's laptop keeps breaking
A nigga that sits with three weirdoes at a lunch table and they debate every day that is so goddam annoying
You suck Elijah Massey
A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome
a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine
Elijah: uhhhhhh
woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac
The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.
Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)
Elyse and Elijah love each other very much and are in a long distance relationship.
"OMG, Elyse is still dating Elijah"
You can tell the way they love each they are Elyse and Elijah.
the fear of Elijah Daniel(Lil phag)
twitters faggot
bro,i have The Elijah phobia