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Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 18, 2024


emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant

The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018


Emotional Chippy Slap

When someone shuts down an idea that meant a lot to you.

I suggest burritos for dinner but my partner hit me with an emotional chippy slap

by Badie1010 September 1, 2023


fish emotions

An incomprehensible feeling. Beyond that of mere man

I wish in the fish emotions today

by 4rat October 29, 2023


Emotional B.O.

When you are toxic, narcissistic, lack compassion or empathy and lack the ability to see how you affect those around you.

Your emotional B.O. has me staying far away from you, I can actually smell the toxic way you treat others.

by The Boxing Yogi January 20, 2021


game emotes

game emotes is only served for 2 purposes:
1 - toxic bulls*** when they kill you or smth
2 - when the game ends

kid: OMG I DID A MIDAIR NOSCOPE 100 MILE AWAY HEADSHOT AND IM DOMINATING BY 100 KILLS -default dances-
17 year old: no one wants to see your cringe game emotes

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021


emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.

Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.

by Rich Hersh February 28, 2024