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the biggest thot at ec she sucks everyone's dick when she has a boyfriend. she hits on every guy even tho she knows no 1 likes her but she still fucking talks to every guy when she has the ugliest boyfriend at ec. she also needs to close her legs because everytime it smells like catfish rly bad.
English Thot (mylee) is a hoe
When something someone says make absolutely no sense, that it sounds like gibberish.
Person 1: are you in the morning
Person 2: that makes no proper english
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victoria english school is trash and full of fake people, i dread going to school because of teachers and the vibe. no food.
“u go to victoria english school?”
“yeah”
“i feel so bad for u”
When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?
Ashley: yes daddy
When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.
Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah
A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.
Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap
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full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
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