When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.
I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.
basically foot fungus with an a phat L
“yo she smelt like foot funglish”
The foot in which you step on and fart when you have the walking farts.
Why do you only fart when you step on your right foot? That's my trigger foot, man!!
a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement
Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum
When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl
"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"
Jacob got a new Ram truck and it resulted in a case of hemi-foot.
The fine white powder which gathers from grinding a cracked and calloused foot, particularly from the heel. It is not meant for snorting but should be discard as a harzardous material.
I made so much foot cocaine after grinding my foot last night. It is now smooth as silk!