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Foot Swirly

When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.

I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.

by Pmdono August 14, 2016


foot funglis

basically foot fungus with an a phat L

“yo she smelt like foot funglish

by footfungli August 18, 2019


Trigger foot

The foot in which you step on and fart when you have the walking farts.

Why do you only fart when you step on your right foot? That's my trigger foot, man!!

by Deplorable Texan February 26, 2017


foot clapper

a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement

Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum

by jerome9000 September 18, 2019


The Elephant's Foot

When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl

"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"

by 5StarTongueLacrosseRecruit May 28, 2022


hemi-foot

Hemi induced lead foot.

Jacob got a new Ram truck and it resulted in a case of hemi-foot.

by Yelesom Kram April 20, 2019


foot cocaine

The fine white powder which gathers from grinding a cracked and calloused foot, particularly from the heel. It is not meant for snorting but should be discard as a harzardous material.

I made so much foot cocaine after grinding my foot last night. It is now smooth as silk!

by thewongchoice5 March 3, 2021