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thinnest thing on earth

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

by _some.guy December 29, 2022


sexiest man on earth

Busto Caponi is the sexiest man on earth, to an unhealthy degree some may say

person 1: i wish i was busto soo bad...

person 2: stop dreaming.

Busto is the sexiest man on earth

by busto2 October 17, 2020


dicked down into the earth

Fully annihilated in any context wherever used.

The Sunblade Arch Mage must be dicked down into the earth or the priests will heal him to full health.

by WoWAddict7 June 29, 2022


Dinosaur Earth

The truth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021


Wulfeck Earth Origin

The origins of the Wulfecks are shrouded in mystery, some say that the first Wulfeck on earth was the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny. And that he was transformed by the blood of Jesus as it splattered on him.

The Wulfeck earth original is thought to have lived an extended lifetime of possibly up to 400 years, and was the founder of Germany, and known as K'uk'ulkan the south american god to the mayans.

The Wulfeck Earth Origin states that the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny, was also the first earth created Wulfeck.

by jimmylanes34 January 18, 2023


Soup Earth Society

The most overrated youtuber to ever disgrace the planet, got popular off of an extremely unoriginal concept and as a result has an extremely inflated ego despite having no friends at school, he supports groomers and islamaphobia

Person 1: You know Soup Earth Society?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a piece of shit, dude is better

by SEShater October 30, 2023

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the last men on earth

a post-nuclear war story by ishipjawnlock on wattpad and ao3

it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!

by socnwng September 2, 2022