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In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.
DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-
person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT
*moments later*
jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth
One of the hottest, straightest and sexiest men's on earth and trust me when I tell you he has all the girls
"Who's that?"
"How do you not know who that is that's Freddy one of the sexiest people in our school."
"Well you are not wrong about that."
Boys names freddy are ugly and weird and they have really sexy girlfriends whose pussies taste nice but they dump them for toe ass hoes with spiders up their arse but it’s actually just their hairy arse hole that needs bleaching. They will probably get no where in life and end up with a daughter at 15
Loves to flex the muscles he hasn’t got, he is a very strange and annoying person and everything he does makes people question if he is normal (he isn’t)
Fuck off Freddy
An object or being whose presence in a video game causes everything to break, glitch or crash. Named after fnaf security breach's character "Freddy Fazbear". True creator of this definition is BackseatYT.
"Yo! Wanna glitch in Poppy Playtime with its new Freddy? The toy huggy box!"